An open letter to J.J. Abrams

June 3, 2005

J. J. Abrams
c/o ABC, Inc.
500 S. Buena Vista Street
Burbank, CA 91521-4551

Dear Mr. Abrams,

You are such a jerk. Oh my God. I hate you so much right now.

Keep up the good work.


Sincerely,


Brent W. Jensen


P.S. I mean, come on! Seriously! I have to wait until September. You heartless bastard.